tis the season
A while back, I was driving downtown and saw a huge, black stretch limo with banners on the side proclaiming, "THE REDNECK REVOLUTION IS COMING". I later found out that these were advertisements for a new Gretchen Wilson album. Though, this calmed my fears (except for the fact that there was about to be a new Gretchen Wilson album), I had no idea that the banners were more based in truth than I thought.
Today, I read in the local paper:
FROM NASCAR TO NUTCRACKER: Darrell Waltrip will make his first appearance in the Nashville Ballet's Nutcracker as "Mother Ginger". Waltrip will don a dress and maneuver across the stage at the Tennessee Performing Arts Center at 7 p.m. Friday. Once onstage, eight children magically appear from his voluminous skirts, dancing for joy.
For once, I have nothing to add. And to all a good night.


